Top 10 Reasons to Avoid The Ugly Cry
#10 Totally defeats any work you have done with overcoming your insecurity.
#9 Your husband isn't home to pick up the pieces.
#8 It's hard to be discreet when out in public.
#7 It can turn into hyperventilating.
#6 It makes your friends ask what is wrong and then you start crying all over, again.
#5 It makes your eyes sink deep inside your head (which is why it is called the "ugly" cry).
#4 You end up sleeping with a stuffed animal like a little girl.
#3 You end up with an ugly cry hangover the next morning.
#2 Your son wants to hug you over and over again to make it all right which makes you want to cry, again.
And the #1 Reason to Avoid the Ugly Cry
You'll always remember the outfit you were wearing and will avoid wearing it in the future as if it holds some key to the Ugly Cry.